Sunday, November 28, 2010

MONDAY MAYHAM meme: Shopping Tips

Monday Mayhem: 
With the holiday shopping season in full swing, we want to hear your shopping tips for the situations below.

1. You mention to your neighbor, with the body odor, that you are heading out to the mall in the morning. Neighbor asks to go with. What do you say?
"Sure, come on along!"

2. You go up and down every aisle in the parking lot until you finally scope out that perfect place. You patiently pull over to the side and put your signal on to wait for the person pulls out. Someone snags your spot before you can pull in. What do you do?
Park behind them and wait til they get out of the car to tell them I had been waiting for that spot and they should not have cut me off. I also have some of those fake parking tickets in my dash (the ones that tell people they are a$$holes) and I'd stick one on their windshield after they left for the store if I missed them initially.

3. You find that perfect sweater for grandpa and it's the last one in that size. Some lady with three screaming kids approaches you and asks for the sweater for her husband who is deployed in Iraq. What do you do?
Oh geez. Let her have it. Regardless of the story, if someone really wants a material item, I'll let them have it. It's just a thing after all. It only means that the sweater is not the right gift for gramps.

 4. You found the perfect gift for your best friend and you notice that there are no less than 100 people in line in front of you. Unfortunately, you just drank 3 cups of coffee before you entered the store. What do you do?
Get out of line and go pee in the store restroom. Then get back in line. Perfect gifts don't come along easily.

5. You're within 10 people of the checkout after waiting in line for 40 minutes and the person in front of you lets three people in line- he was just saving the spot. What do you do?
Let him. Life's too short to get angry about every little thing.

6. You get to the check out and your card is declined. What do you do?
LOL, this has happened. I check out what cash I have and remove items from the order until I can pay for them. I have done this with groceries!

7. Oops...you forgot to buy something for Aunt Edna. Do you regift the fruit cake George from next door gave you?
Nah. I'll get a grocery store gift card on the way over. : )

8. Are you planning on doing most of your shopping in the stores or online this year?
Both. Too much fun!

SUNDAY STEALING: The Baker's Meme

Sunday Stealing: The Baker's Meme


1. If you could interview anyone on your blog (alive or dead) who would you chose and why?
Maya Angelo. She is an incredible person.


2. What do you feel is your strength as a blogger?
Honesty, candor and history!

3. Can you share a little bit about yourself that you have not already mentioned on your blog?
Nah. It will all come out eventually.


4. If you were forced to change the name of your blog, what would you change it to? Why?
Closet Punk. That's what I would name my biography.


5. What do you think is the most fulfilling part of being a blogger?
Closure on issues from the past by writing them down.

6. What would you do with your last day if you found you had only one more day to live?Grab Bud...

7. You’ve been doing medical research for decades and have finally found a cure. What was it that you found a cure for and why did you choose this particular ailment?
cancer...because it should be cured by now. Too many people have been lost. I will not capitalize it or give it power by attention.

8. What is your most guilty pleasure?
Wife Swap and Joel Osteen on the telly.

9. Answer only one. What is your favorite book, movie or TV show?
"If It's Tuesday This Must Be Belgium" ... my favorite movie.

10. What do you think is the very best smell in the world? The one smell that can take you back to a time and place of a very vivid memory in your past?
Bread baking. It takes me back to the last time I had some with butter on it!

SATURDAY 9 meme: Dark Lady

Saturday 9: Dark Lady

1. Have you ever been to a fortune teller? If yes, what happened?
Yes, as a teenager I went with my mother to a spooky kind sort of lady named Mrs. Myles. She "saw things around your head" and told my mother she would die of cancer and that I would marry twice and have children that were not my own. She mentioned names and places that would never be "guessed" and neither my mother nor I gave her hints. It was incredibly supernatural.

 2. How do you cope in an uncomfortable social situation?
Humor and friendliness. Or I leave...

3. A genie appears (of course). She asks, “If you had 3 wishes but each took 3 years off your life, what would you wish for and why?”
1 wish: Finances to allow me to travel and enjoy shopping worry free.
2 wish: Good health up until the quick and painless end.
3 wish: A loving companion to the end.

4. Would you rather lose your soul mate or never meet them at all?
Oh crap...what's a third choice here? I don't want to lose him!

5. What is the hardest thing that you have ever had to do?
Get over my mother's death. I still have not...

6. Have you ever had a miracle happen to you or your loved ones?
On my mother's deathbed. I won't ever forget it, but it isn't fodder for a meme.

7. Tell us about a quote that you can relate to. Why can you relate with it?

"Bloom where you are planted"...has always been my motto since camp when I was 15. I move houses and jobs often...and up to now, boyfriends. lol

8. What personality trait has gotten you into the most trouble?
My truthful, opinionated big mouth.

9. For those in The States, how was your Turkey Day? If not from the US, do you celebrate a day like Thanksgiving?
It was terrific. Went to a fabulous restaurant with Bud's family called Apricots and wound up having pork tenderloin and butternut apple bisque instead of a turkey dinner. I sort of miss having leftovers to make sandwiches and soup with however.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

ROCK n ROLL FRIDAYS meme: Led Zeppelin

Hi I'm DJ KathyA! Welcome to Rock 'n Roll Fridays. We are like other memes in that we will ask you thirteen questions each and every Friday.  Each week we will pick a singer, band, era or category and pick thirteen of their songs. Each of our questions will be based on the songs. Got it? Great! Let's begin this week's meme!

Today we picked Led Zeppelin.






1. BLACK DOG “Take too long before I found out, what people mean by down and out. Spent my money, took my car…”
When was the last time you were down and out?
Fairly recently...with pneumonia and unemployment...not a happy camper.

2. DAZED AND CONFUSED “Oh I don’t like when you’re mystifyin’ me. Oh don’t leave me so confused, now whoa baby. Been dazed and confused for so long…”
What leaves you dazed and confused?
People's interest in basketball games.

3. FOOL IN THE RAIN “Another 10 minutes no longer, and then I’m turnin around. The clock on the wall’s moving slower, oh my heart it sinks to the ground…”
Have you ever been “stood up”?
No, but I am guilty of standing up other people. My bad...

4. IMMIGRANT SONG “On we sweep with, with threshing oar. Our only goal will be the western shore. So now you better stop and rebuild all your ruins…”
How do you feel about immigration into the USA?
I beleive anyone should be able to come in, however, they need to work for at least 5 years and earn their social benefits, not just get them automatically upon arrival. Our native people need to have jobs and benefits first and foremost.

5. KASHMIR “I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been. To sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen…”
Have you ever visited someone in a nursing (old age) home?
Yes. My mother while she was recouping from a serious surgery years ago, and my father recouping from a recent illness. I know the workers treat the patients really well and I'm so glad they are there, but I hate visiting and seeing these poor elderly people sitting in chairs staring, or passing their rooms and seeing unhappy, lonely people in bed with no one to visit them.

6. MISTY MOUNTAIN HOP “Crowds of people sittin on the grass with flowers in their hair said Hey boy, do you wanna score?”…
Have you ever done something because of “peer” pressure?
At 14 a group of girls and I went to Caldors (cheap chain store) and we all had to steal something "to be cool". I took a bottle of Babe cologne and I still feel guilty about it to this day.

7. RAMBLE ON “A ramble on, and now’s the time the time is now. Sing my song, I’m goin round the world to find my girl”
Where is the oddest place you went to on a date?
Highgate Cemetary in England at midnight with my new English boyfriend on a ghost hunt. Creepy, spooky place, but I'm glad to have had that experience.

8. ROCK N ROLL “Ho, it’s been a long time since we walked in the moonlight, a-makin vows that just can’t work right, haw haw, yeah yeah open your arms, open your arms, open your arms, let my love come runnin in…”
What’s the last romantic thing you did (besides sexual)?
Put covers over him when it got cold last night.

9. STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN “There’s a lady who’s sure, all that glitters is gold, and she’s buying a stairway to heaven…”
What did you last buy? Was it on Black Friday?
I got some bedding and drapes for the bedroom from online. I plan to redecorate as soon as I get it painted, which should be sometime this weekend, I hope!

10. THANK YOU “If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. If the mountains should crumble to the sea, there would still be you and me…”
What is the longest relationship you have ever had?
My failed marriage...7 wasted years. I have a better relationship standing with childhood girlfriends.

11. THE LEMON SONG “I work as hard as I can-a. I bring home my money, you take my money, give it to another man. I should have quit you baby-a such a long time ago…”
Have you ever loaned money to someone?
Yep. Our nutsy art web guy at a previous job was always short for cash on Thrsday, so I'd loan him lunch money and always get paid back on Friday.

12. THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME “You don’t know what you’re missin now. Any little song that you know. Everything that’s small has to grow. And it has to grow!”
Do you have plants in your house?
Not yet...I plan to when we move to a bigger place...

13. WHOLE LOTTA LOVE “You’ve been learnin and baby I been learnin, all them good times, baby baby I’ve been discernin…”
What is the last class or course you studied?
For my job recently...Xactimate (construction blueprint software)...man it's detailed and complicated!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

WEDNESDAY WICKEDNESS meme: Judy Garland

Today we picked Judy Garland. Here's Wednesday Wickedness!


1. "Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else."
Have you ever realized that you were trying to be like someone else?
In the 1980s, I wanted to look like a Nu-Wave model...I failed because I didn't have that "edge" or bravery to pull it off.

2. "Behind every cloud is another cloud."
Are you more optimistic or pessimistic about things?
Optimistic. I believe in The Secret.

 3. "How strange when an illusion dies. It's as though you've lost a child."
Tell us about a time when you realized your perception of reality was an illusion.
My marriage to a man 9 years my junior...reality bites.

 4. "I've never looked through a keyhole without finding someone was looking back."
Have you ever felt someone was watching you a bit too closely?
My mother.

5. "If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role."
Have you ever had a job that you were embarrassed by?
Ohhh yaaa... most recently for a convenience store chain in management training. I had to wear a uniform and a name tag and be a cashier the first week. I felt like such a loser. What I realised was that people who work in a convenience store have a lot of responsibility and hard menial labor for a job.

 6. 'In the silence of night I have often wished for just a few words of love from one man, rather than the applause of thousands of people."
Do you feel that you need a lover to make you feel “whole”?
Nah, but he sure spices things up.

7. "If I am a legend, then why am I so lonely?"
Tell us about a time when you felt lonely.
When I was really sick a couple weeks ago, trying to get some sleep, unemployed and broke.

8. "I can live without money, but I cannot live without love."
Would you rather be rich and alone or live with love from a lover?
Oh geez...how about meeting in the middle. Live within means with a lover?

 9. "I try to bring the audience's own drama - tears and laughter they know about - to them."
Tell us about the last movie that you saw where you could feel the drama as though you were living it.
Avatar. In 3D.

10. "I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot."
What was your life like at 12?
Acne, the newness of menstrual cramps, big clumsy feet...crappy I'd say.

Monday, November 22, 2010

MONDAY MAYHEM meme: Ponderisms Part 2

PONDERISMS- Last week we filled in the blanks. This week we're answering the questions...Harriet's meme...


10· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. So, what is normal?
I don't take Prozac, so I'm obviously not normal, thank goodness.

11· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I say, forsake the campfire and go stay at a Marriott.

 12· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'?
The same one who invented Rocky Mountain Oysters....

13· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If there's a song about The Black Plague (Ring Around the Rosies), Big Butts (Sir Mix A Lot), then nothing surprizes me.

14· Why does an OB-GYN leave the room when women get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Undressing is the seduction!

15· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
A pain to take.

16· If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Ewww.

17· Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Do literate people write questions like this? I personally don't spell with my soup ingredients...

18· Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Nope, but it gives you pneumonia from all the germs of others who passed this way before you....

19· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
The same reason caramels don't melt off your teeth.

20· Do you ever wonder why you gave someone your email address?
My real one?

Sunday, November 21, 2010

SUNDAY STEALING meme: ?s ala Randomness

What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Extra Strength Tylenol.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
'Round Midnite...watching TV with the man...

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Yep.

Have you ever been kissed under fireworks?
Yep, and also while watching them on TV in a bar...

Do you believe ex’s can be friends?
Sort of...

When was the last time you cried really hard?
A couple weeks ago when I was still very sick with pneumonia and had a bad day at work... I cried at the dining table.

What items could you not go without during the day?
Make up, phone, car, computer, chocolate, coffee...oh, and probably Bud.

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My father.

How do you feel about your life right now?
I want to be over this cough that is hanging on now 7 weeks from the pneumonia. I want to be more grounded. 

If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?
Lots of notices that people were commenting on pages I commented on.

Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Yep.

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
"Perfect for THEM", yes.

Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m.: who do you want it to be?
The Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes team...with a BIG check!

Do you think too much or too little?
Way too much...maybe I should listen to country music...

Do you believe in fairy tales?
Yep.

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
No, but I have tried the turtle wax thing. Smells awful, but it helped.

What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
I was a Cougar pre-Bud, so I'd say the gentleman was 32 and I was 51.

Have you ever been on a blind date?
BWAHAHHAHAHAHA...ohhh yaa.

Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?
Yep. 40 or more, actually.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes, Mr. Yavendar in 5th grade.

What song do you want played at your funeral?
Canon.

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
Hypothetical...I'm not, so I cannot imagine if I would or not. Anything out of the ordinary I have done and told them about didn't go well.

What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Prime rib, baked potato w/ butter, steamed veggies, crusty bread n butter. Chocolate cream pie for dessert. Alcohol...enough to knock me out for the big "event".

Do you walk around the house naked?
No.

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Greet Bud, go to the bathroom, check my e-mails...tho not always in that order.

Who is the person you can count on the most?
Myself.

What is your favorite Holiday?
My birthday.

Would you ever get plastic surgery?
Yep. Wrinkles and jowls and stuff...ick.

Have you ever caught a fish?
Yep, and caught a crab too! (not crabs!!!)

What is the first thing you notice about people?
If they are friendly.

What is the farthest you’ve been from home?
I lived in London, England and California, traveled to Switzerland, Belgium and Ireland...I think they are the biggest distance away from my parents house.

How did you meet your spouse or significant other (or most recent one)?
The first time was at a disco I went to as a teenager in the mid-1970s. The 2nd meeting was March of this year after Facebook communications and face off at a bar in Springfield, MA to plan a reunion party for the disco gang...the party never got planned, but I got the guy!

Where was the last place you drove (other than home/school/work)?
The laundromat...sigh. : (