Welcome to Thursday Dating Profiles. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles.
Thursday Dating Profiles: New Beginnings and Happy Endings
1. Special ed teacher searching for a special love!
I guess, in a creepy sort of way, your students can already provide that.
2. Do you like to have fun??? Then maybe you'll like me!!
Does anyone like to have fun? Not me. Good you narrowed your choices.
3. Looked for love in all the wrong places.
And now you are here in the right place? You sound like the wrong person.
4. Click On Me …!!!
Don't click on me!
5. I am a recently separated with one child who is four years old my son means the world to me so whoever I meet would have to be able to hit it off with him (he's really cool).
Conditional right at the starting gate. Red flags on the separated part and the kid.
6. Here's to new beginnings and happy endings. I am ready for a happy ending. I am good at those.
The massage kind or the relationship kind? Does it cost extra?
7. What I did New Years, here's the whole story: partially edited by me.
Umm...fascinating. Of course the part you left out is where no one paid any attention to you at midnight in the crowded room and you went home alone. Again.
8. Are you strong enough to be my lover?
"Come on baby, let's do the twist"...
9. Active, hardworking teacher looking to meet someone whoknow how to balance work and play.
You must be a home-school teacher....
10. who will fill your heart with joy of true love,who will give you a embrace when you feel down,who will make you stronger to face to this world each day,what kind of things will make you have a smile on you face from deep in your heart,I am that one I hope,I'm far from perfect but thank God created me as me!
who really would bother with you,ohmygawd,you sound like a total narcissus zoid,and far from perfect indeed!