Today's questions are brought to you by the color purple, the number 800-555-1000, and hootin' anni.
1] We all love snuggly things, right? In your own words, explain how the "X" and "O" became symbols for kisses and hugs!
Crap! I didn't know we were going to have a test on this stuff!
2] Besides eliminating sticks, what would you put in a non-stick pan?
Huh? OK, is it because I have the flu? I am feeling way too stoopid to answer these today.
3] x=y over pi squared. What are your thoughts on crematoriums having discounts on those that die in fires?
This is not really a tasteful question. Crematoriums are the most green and thoughtful way to dispose of a body one will no longer be needing...
4] Tongue twisters are fun...but, it's torture to try to say lisp with that "s" in the word. What is your favorite tongue twister? Risque answers get extra credit!
5] Cold weather is coming up. If it's zero degrees Fahrenheit, and tomorrow night it's predicted to be twice as cold, what temperature will it be?
Another test question! I wanted this meme stuff to be fun. : (
6] Your significant other is upset with you, would you rather be skating on thin ice or be in hot water? Why?
Neither. One does not want to upset the Bud man...
7] What's worse, expecting the unexpected or being a wise guy?
8] What brand of vacuum cleaner sucks the best? Mine really sucks!!!
I like my mighty mite from Benny's.
9] How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Do you like playing with fire?
I like candles.
10] Toys R us...what was your favorite toy?
I liked building blocks and coloring. I also loved stuffed dogs.
11] Halloween is near...let's go grave robbing....what would you like to find?
I would never go grave robbing. What a hateful crime. Someone stole the purple heart crystal I had on my mother's grave and I was devastated.
12] Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
13] What mask would you wear to a Halloween Party?
Right now, I feel so bad, I don't need one.